peachglitch:

•if he disrespects his mom
•if he disrespects blue collar workers
•if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies
•if he is mean to animals
•if he doesn’t touch you in public
•if he won’t tell his friends about you
•if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.”
•if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend”
•if all his exes “are psycho”
•if he’s never worked a day in his life
•if he chooses a drug over spending time with you
•if he disagrees with feminism
•if he’s white and he throws around the N word
•if he isn’t proud of what you do
•if he makes rape jokes
•if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral
•if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think
•if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up
•if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

fluiditylife:

idiopathicsmile:

if you want to avoid the world’s aggressive gendering of your infant, consider skipping the pink dresses or blue coveralls in favor of dressing your baby solely in tiny halloween costumes

strangers on the sidewalk: aww, is it a boy or a girl?

you: uh…it’s pretty clearly a DINOSAUR

file under: things we will most certainly do with our children

pastels-and-salt:

*doesnt eat* feels sick
*eats* feels sick